Domestic Don

Space Dongs, Breakfast Hate, and Flame Retardants

The Don has once again risen and is back at it with talks about space travel, birthday parties, and weather taxes.  He also thinks breakfast is for losers.  And he's not wrong.  Listen in and subscribe: patreon.com/domesticdon

BOGO Kiosk, Rogue Carts, and Eastern Euro Ball Grabs

The Don is back. He escaped death this week, almost caused another, and doesn't know when to look up or down in a hot tub. He also hates wet socks and wet people. He's trying to figure it all out in this one.  Listen and subscribe. patreon.com/domesticdon 

Dino-Cart Pusher, Keeping Your Lane, and Discovering West

The Don isn't doing dry January and back for another fun-filled soak of an episode, layered with discussion on supermarket etiquette, kids wearing pajamas in public, getting sick too often, and discovering good things too late.  And oh yeah, he doesn't know what to do with a daughter ever so quickly nearing her teenage years.  Listen in and subscribe. patreon.com/domesticdon

Scrubbed Clean, Photo Dumping, and White Spa Privilege

The Don is finally back! He's had computer woes over the past couple of months but kept it together by discussing his love of the corporate world, the painful task of finally getting headshots, a speedy overview of the holiday season, and the luxury of buying an inflatable hot tub.  This one's got it all.  Or nothing.  You be the judge.  Listen in, and subscribe: patreon.com/domesticdon. 

Animal Children, Celebrity Pullout, and Blue Collar Calling

The Don is back and discusses the comparison of domesticated pets to babies, wonders how deep celebrities will go to make their lives more complicated, and questions whether or not he's in the right place to tell jokes.  He might've also solved the homeless crisis and lived to tell the tale of saving his notebook.  Listen in and subscribe.  patreon.com/domesticdon   

Quebec Hangover, Summer Happy Endings, and Mini Bike Heroics

The Don is back from the beautiful province of Quebec and ready to tell his tales.  Summer is over, his family is gone, and he's loving life.  He discusses his travels with females, performing at an elderly undulate lodge, and being a suburban hero.  Listen in and subscribe.  Patreon.com/domesticdon.  

Nice Fat, Leech Hands, and a Case of Gold

The Don is back and in full summer swing.  He has a run in with a DMV security guard, questions weak handshakes, and wonders why kids rule the roost.  He's back on schedule and waiting for seasons to change.  Listen in and subscribe.  patreon.com/domesticdon 

Graduation Creeps, Place Kicker Hate, and Fetus Art

The Don took the dog on a walk and came back with thoughts on graduations and other celebratory events, as well as discussed the hate for a certain kicker in the world, speeches in college, and how to end all protests.  He forgot a few things in the end but finished as he always does: on a high note.  Listen and subscribe.  patreon.com/domesticdon

Bouncer Don, Rise of Dinks, and Disney Predators

The Don is back and has a lot of stories to tell. He had a run in with a homeless man this week, wondering if he made the right decision, as well as talks about the rise of people with two incomes not having children, and discusses whether adults should be allowed to go to theme parks.  He may be wrong about a lot of issues, but he might be right about all of these.  Listen in and subscribe: patreon.com/domesticdon

Converter Catastrophe, Texas Bomb, and Range Rover Abuse

The Don has had a whale of a week and not in a good way.  His vehicle is a money pit, he got yelled at by construction workers, he both bombed and did well at a couple of comedy shows in Texas, and also witnessed parenting at its finest in the Lone Star state.  Breathe it in.  All of it.  And subscribe: https://www.patreon.com/domesticdon