Octogenarian Cousins, Spoiled Fromage, and Himmler Ticket Puncher

The Don has made his way out of Paris and is finally headed to Aix-en-Provence, a city he doesn't know anything about.  He tries to discover his family ties along his travels, meets an angry train employee, and catches a sickness somewhere along the way.  He's becoming International Don, but he's not doing it so well so far.  Join him on his tour.