Domestic Don

Stand Up Failure, Sex Shaped Waffles, and Uber Galaxies

The Don has hit the stage running on an open mic night, wonders what other endeavor he can fail at in life, discusses a peeing statue and phallic-shaped waffles in Belgium, and wonders why white women want more color in their lives.  His dreams are coming true, as usual.  Listen in.  

Crate Sitting, Pork without Porking, and OG Bud

The Don reminisces about drinking in his garage as a youth but then quickly moves into talking about the train ride from Munich to Prague, details the smell of pork in the air while striking out yet again, contemplates getting a Thai massage, and how Budweiser stole their identity.  This has nothing to do with the company's spokesperson as the Don is his own spokesman.  Listen up.  

International Sick, Nepalese Receipt Fling, and Therapy Fads

The Don needs therapy but doesn't need to hear about it.  He takes his listeners through Munich this week, from a glockenspiel performance, to an angry grocery store clerk, to a Spam-inspired meatloaf at a brewery.  And much more asides, as usual. As always, ChatGPT wouldn't be able to provide you with this type of engagement.  Prost!

Octogenarian Cousins, Spoiled Fromage, and Himmler Ticket Puncher

The Don has made his way out of Paris and is finally headed to Aix-en-Provence, a city he doesn't know anything about.  He tries to discover his family ties along his travels, meets an angry train employee, and catches a sickness somewhere along the way.  He's becoming International Don, but he's not doing it so well so far.  Join him on his tour.  

Euro Don Part Deux, Museum Hate, and Charcuterie Meat

The Don recollects the time spent in Paris with his family.  He talks about the modern marvel of engineering, not enjoying museums, and the cost of beer in the City of Lights.  He stocks up on memories like he hordes bottles of booze for the morning after, so do yourself a favor and find a supply of your own to ride along with him.  

Euro Don Part One, Less Stank, and Rubber Duck Stores

The Don is back from his three weeks in Europe with his family and has some stories to tell.  He couldn't get through his first two days in London without getting mad at gift shops, thinking Harry Potter is stupid, and trying to understand football fight songs at 3am.  And eating pasties in a train station.  Listen in to his Griswold-ian adventures.  

Toilet on hold, Fire Alarm Wake up Call, and Friendly/Not Friendly

The Don describes what it's like to be on hold and have to go to the bathroom, grumbles about a tempermental fire alarm, Reef ads, and friendly/not friendly personality switches.  He was on a time restraint with this episode but he packed it all in.  Like his own fluid into a Funyun bag. Listen up. 

Domestic Ebert, Cream Corn Urinal, and New Challenges

The Don gets critical on bad movies, urinal etiquette, and the challenges kids on Tik Tok face these days.  He's up in your face with this one, and details something bad that happened to his own face years ago. Listen in.  

Valentine’s Death, Truffle Dongs, and S-Bank Storage

The Don details the origin of his marriage proposal, the ills of Valentine's Day, a kid named Nathaniel in middle school locker room lore, and how his mental storage for the important things in life is depleting.  Listen in to see how he resolves these issues.  

Tendon Tears, Whitey Euro Trip, and Haircut Anxiety

The Don explores his tendency to get injured, planning for a very white trip out of his league, the reason why he can never get good haircuts, and how ugly people should always be nice, no matter what. Click and subscribe.