Domestic Don

Dog Paw Pustules, Rising Creek Deaths, and Fermented Joy

The Don is back for the new year and tries to decipher medical emergencies, why people try to drive through rivers, and remembers a co-worker named Joy.  It's a wet and wild episode, will all the fixins'.  Enjoy.  

Haunted Hotel Puke, Skatepark Fights, and Whiskey Brains

The Don had a rough time on a rugby road trip and beyond.  He yelled at friends, puked on a $170 blanket, and witnessed a near fight over a water bottle.  All of this was his fault.  Everything usually is.  Listen in to see how he learns to rectify himself.  

Death to Spain, Voting Hawks, and a Biker Named Bruce

The Don's dreams of living abroad have died and he begins yet another stint in-country talking about pursuing new dreams, how to get out of voting in front of Trader Joe's, and the luxury of being able to roll down windows manually.  He might not be wealthy, but he's rich at heart.  

End of Summer Love, HR Cretins, and Being Reserved

The end of summer has come for the Don.  He reviews the good, bad, and horrible over the past few months, plus details his woes with human resources workers, a run-in with woman with a dog, and the odd nature of buying gas.  It's hot, he's not, so enjoy.  

Garage Sale Swindlers, Flag Knockers, and Summer Bufoonery

The Don is back and discusses his summer break so far, talks about American fashion, and the ins and outs of being a thrifty shopper.  He doesn't like the weather during this season but, as always, brings the heat with a new episode.  

Drunken Hospice, Clean Garages, and Blistered Dog Toe

The Don reflects on his time taking care of a Covid victim, understands the importance of a clean garage, and how suburban woes can spiral out of control.  He's keeping it together for his listeners because he shines with love and hope.  Enjoy.   

Late Bloomers, Camel Joe’s Face, and Pumping

The Don discusses the ills of being a late bloomer in most things in life, how Joe Camel and a high school English teacher's beard influenced his decisions, and the fact that the government is trying to kill us.  Not all heroes wear capes.  And the Don doesn't even own a sports jacket.  Listen in.  

Relationship Borders, Monster Truck Vegans, and Swimsuit Fat

The Don takes us through his immigration process, his time spent with his daughter at a monster truck rally, and what he doesn't like about certain swimsuits.  He also made up a couple new holidays.  It's like festivus, without the pole.  Listen up.  

Pill Pops, Predator Heat, and Mouth Noises

The Don takes you on a memory tour of 6th grade sex ed, analyzes the connection between opioids and Trader Joe's, and why Batman is so sad.  He continues to fight the good fight.  Listen up.  

Father of the Year, Chicken Bake Disaster, and Marrying Cartoon.

The Don reflects on his daughter's first slumber party, goes into detail about the horror of chicken bakes, and thinks of what cartoon character he would he marry.  As always, he's trying to make things better for humanity.