Domestic Don

Learning to Mosey, Texas Heat, and Farts on a Plane

The Don travels to San Antonio.  He discusses pandemic flights, orange juice and vodka in bathrooms, and crashing an electric bike in downtown.  He's eloquent with his travel recommendations, and a guru with what to do when visiting the Alamo.  Pee Wee!   

Vaccine Remix, Smooth Balls, and Hollywood Death

The Don drones on about trying to get sponsors, pharmaceutical songs, Viking ogres, and the downfall of American ideals.  He's sober for this one and not entirely loving it.  Hopefully you will.   

Pseudo Daze, Satellite Bikinis, and Sober Showoffs

The Don starts therapy and talks about fake holidays, wet t-shirt contests, and people with pride.  He hasn't had a drink in almost two weeks and needs to vent.  Hop on the wagon with him.  

Vegas Guts, Jacuzzi Hogs, and Christian Therapy

The Don is back from yet another road trip with the family, chock full of rheumy eyed bikers, oversized Vegas stomachs, and broken Grand Canyon ravens.  He only had time to help one of them. and will try to help himself with therapy.  Listen to see if you think it'll change him.  

Quitting Things, Small Nose Creeps, and Full-Moon Energy

The Don ponders quitting, discusses the connection between small noses and deviance, and the elemental power of earth.  He also mentions the Golden Girls and taking road trips.  Come along.    

Back to hell, Lizard sun bathing, and Diesel trucks

The Don returns to society and isn't happy. 

Randy Foreheads, Demon Terrors, and Tar Toilets

The Don has hit the ceiling on this one.  He's not happy with sober people, women, or Willem Dafoe.  Take a ear hole listen and see what you think.  

Sam I Am, Suburb Landscaping, and OCD

The Don isn't his usual happy self on this one.  He talks about children's books, being pruned by the suburbs, and passing on his OCD to his daughter.  It's a family affair.  Join in.  

Nordic Dead Eyes, Cross-country Skis, and Eating Indoors

The Don goes on vacation with his family to the mountains.  He's a horrible skier, a worse drinkers, and a lousy human.  But at least it was Valentine's Day weekend with no love lost.  

Leaf Blower Bikers, Twitch Politicians, and Free Meals for Heroes

The Don has a run in with a leaf blower wielding biker, talks about his obsession with a member of Congress, and women with puffy body parts.  He's all in on this episode.  Enjoy.