Domestic Don

Smashing Fingers, California Storms, and Double-Maskers

The Don discusses getting another job, California snow hysteria, and people who pay with change.  Get in line for your anal Covid swab.  You'll need it after listening to this disaster.  

Delivering Shrooms, Brand-Aids, and Super Cinderblock Bums

The Don is on no sleep, no sleep at all.  He talks about his new gig, how to "brand" himself, and why someone would steal cinderblocks.  It's important and he seeks change.  

Soho Don, Sticker People, and Qanon Organics

The Don talks about another Karen, people who have too many bumper stickers, and why women are still protected.  Go down with the ship with him on this episode.  

Quality over Quantity, Albinos, and New Years Eve Pod People

The Don recaps the holidays, his newfound attempt to stay sober, and his want to befriend an albino.  He's making this journey for everyone.    

Dirtbag Detoxing, Vampire Fanta Devil, and Hannukah Horror Movies

The Don gets personal on this one.  He talks about taking a break from alcohol, describes a near accident with a witch in a Honda, and how the Hannukah horror movie genre is widely misrepresented.  It's a merry time.  

Karen's Unite, Shit Filled Snow Globes, and Schizophrenia McNuggets

The Don meets a Karen in this episode.  It goes south.  Due south.  And something about shooting birds as a child and mall Santa's against gun rights.  It's a cheery one.  Eat an eggnog burger and enjoy.  

This is the Village, Plain Jane, and Location, Location, Location

The Don details his Thanksgiving trip to Tahoe with family.  He rails on about expensive burgers, being cheap, and Patagonia people.  Happy Holidays!

Cinnamon Roll Finger Lickers, the New Taxi Driver, and Horror Comedy Ideas

The Don gets festive on this one while talking about eating stuffing through masks, unaware pedestrians, and "gurus" as self-absorbed shills.  It's a dandy.  Happy holidays! 

3 Bean Chili, French Laundry Politicians, and Lap Dog Van Drivers

The Don talks the state of the new lockdown, making a fantastic chili, and weird people with pets on their laps.  Plus parrots.  Happy Thanksgiving.  

My Elevens are Up, Pulling the Trigger, and Taco Bell Vegans

The Don gets patriotic with this one, discussing how we are all heroes, not being able to get girls in high school, and how people are upset with the lack of potatoes at fast food restaurants.  It goes deep.  Take a listen.