Domestic Don

Halloween Barricades, Sad Sack Voters, and Ten Year Marriage Law

The Don gets a little political on this one but he doesn't know anything about politics.  Plus Halloween PVC tube trick or treating, why daylights savings time is a farce, and other fun barbs.   

Homeless Cart Crash Derby, Pissing on Myself and Pumpkin Pie Sunday Death

Happy Halloween!  Nice and positive episode where the Don talk about pissing in a bottle, California woes and Sunday brunches.  It's fantastic.  

Fair is Fair, Pumpkin Patch Idiots, and Teen Wolf Dick

The Don went to the pumpkin patch with his family.  It didn't go well.  Plus he talks about Teen Wolf and his first boner.  Listen up.  

Elvira's Candy Apples, Chik-Fil-A Breakfast, and Heroes.

The Don explores topics like Elvira, American's obsession with food, and heroism for doing your job.  

80s Knocks, Full Bush, and Marriage Dash

The Don goes deep on this one: 80s movies being the best, the plight of current Hollywood, and something about being canceled.  Wooo pig!!!!  

Smoke filled lungs, DoorDash, and Mini-van cops

It's another shit show of love and support for me.  

Depression, Butcher Nurses, and False BP

I had a physical.  It didn't go well.  I'm probably dying but more angry about being duped.  

Broken Phone, Dog Shit Sidewalks and Unaware Hikers

Come down the trail with me into a pit of positive outlook and mental awareness.  

Turning 42, Firestorm Ass, and Baby Oil Porn

I'm 42 years old today and shed light on the fire state, softball players, and why there's so much baby oil in ruined porn.    

Loser genes, Type-A people, and Breathalyzers

Another fun talk about being an asshole and idiot.